BARRET, SEPHIROTH TWUE WUV

I CAN EXPLAIN.

THERE IS A HUMOR COMMUNITY
CALLED CAPSLOCK_FF

WHERE FANS TAKE FINAL FANTASY GAMES
LESS THAN SRIOUSLY


THE RULEZ ARE THAT IF YOU FORGET TO USE CAPSLOCK
YOU MUST WRITE A SEPHIROTH/BARRET SEX SCENE

BECAUSE THAT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE
PENALTY ANYONE COULD THINK OF

SO
OF COURSE I FORGOT
I POSTED WITHOUT CAPSLOCK BY ACCIDENT

THEN
I HAD TO DO PENANCE

I CONSIDERED DELETING MY ACCOUNT AND HIDING
FROM FANDOM FOREVER

BUT I FINALLY DID THIS INSTEAD.